[20:59:43] NO GOD NOOO NOOO NOO i JUST CAUGHT MY MOM MASTOURBATING [20:59:51] uhh [20:59:54] i hope thats a joke [20:59:58] I AM NEVER FUCKING LEAVING THIS ROOM AGAIN [20:59:59] the button would have the same text and if you clicked it, GIF construction set prof. would get input focus [21:00:00] I hope you helped her. [21:00:09] ... [21:00:12] dude orion you could have been in there [21:00:16] eww [21:00:17] ... [21:00:17] like in american pie [21:01:01] fuck... I want to die [21:01:08] nxn: you caught your mom masterbating?! [21:01:08] Bye. [21:01:14] mastur [21:01:17] yes [21:01:21] dude [21:01:27] U dammit, U [21:01:28] ... [21:01:29] god, I want to throw up [21:01:38] hahahah [21:01:39] what did she do? [21:01:40] ipecac [21:01:40] Are you jealous or what? [21:01:49] did she know you saw her [21:02:01] yes, the dumb bitch was right on the couch [21:02:06] well [21:02:06] rofl [21:02:08] and I came out of my room [21:02:09] at least she knows its her fault [21:02:11] Maybe she wanted you to see it. [21:02:13] and turned right the fuck back around [21:02:14] ew [21:02:16] Yum yum. [21:02:18] try and play this to your advantage if at all possible [21:02:36] like try and get free shit out of it [21:02:38] or something [21:02:41] rofl [21:02:44] otherwise you're scarred for no reason [21:02:48] oh yes... next time she decides to tell a funny story about me infront of her friend... next time... oh god IT'S ON THEN! [21:02:58] haha [21:03:16] yeah pam did my mom ever tell you about the time i caught her masturbating on the couch [21:03:32] oh ew [21:03:42] heh [21:03:47] this whole thing made me feel drunk [21:03:50] hahah [21:03:56] orion i will have an url for you in a minute [21:04:47] * nxn ph33rs [21:04:54] *** lament (~lilo@h24-78-145-92.vc.shawcable.net) has joined channel #zdoom [21:05:00] you could jut act stupid and go arounf the house saying 'LOLZ MOM WAS T3H MASTURBATING' [21:05:04] around [21:05:36] no, see, I'm not leaving this room today, and that's final [21:05:39] hahah [21:05:40] good idea [21:05:46] you should have ran out screaming [21:05:50] yeah heh [21:05:56] lol [21:06:03] skin surface area is funny [21:06:11] for women, it's like 2 meters [21:06:11] ran down the street waving your arms [21:06:14] for men, 3 [21:06:15] http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/063.html [21:06:52] the door is open... I should close it, but I really don't even want to turn around [21:06:59] haha [21:07:06] oh no, I think she's walking in here [21:07:07] imagine how SHE feels [21:07:15] * nxn hides under teh bed [21:07:29] nm, she went somewhere else [21:07:31] *** bigd_CS is now known as bigd [21:07:37] sup biggy [21:07:38] what happens when you need to pee or get food. [21:08:00] heya [21:08:02] I pee in a cup, and I got water I could chug down [21:08:06] she left the house [21:08:10] omg [21:08:10] * nxn goes to grab food supplies [21:08:11] seriously? [21:08:13] notorious big [21:08:17] send off that doom2 int yet ling? [21:08:18] lol [21:08:22] *** SoM (blank@adsl-67-39-186-200.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net) has joined channel #zdoom [21:08:22] *** Mode change "+o SoM" for channel #zdoom by ChanServ [21:08:22] yes i did [21:08:23] notorious bigd that is [21:08:28] cool [21:08:30] i didnt hear back from caryn or the company [21:08:42] heh [21:08:54] oooh, gipped [21:09:05] heh [21:09:11] who's caryn [21:09:16] hellchick [21:09:17] WTMF quote: NO GOD NOOO NOOO NOO i JUST CAUGHT MY MOM MASTOURBATING [21:09:17] hellchick [21:09:21] heya BS [21:09:26] squirt [21:09:34] she probably kept the answers for herself and will make her own site out of them :P [21:09:35] thanks for updating DC... my campus net would let me reach MGON this weekend [21:09:36] no one hates bigd :( [21:09:39] no idea why [21:09:49] [23:34] - prower sends over a pic of DaGGeR masturbating [21:09:53] [20:47] i know someone who got caught masturbating on the j0b [20:47] urhash, yeah man, those bastards barged in on me [21:09:55] heh [21:09:58] [00:37] spots r0xxxxxx0rz [00:39] my favorite sport is masturbating [21:09:59] quotefest [21:09:59] ok if this event didn't turn me gay, I don't think anything will, not the goatse.cx man, not anything! [21:10:04] [21:07] I could learn perl [21:08] but I could also spend thos 200 hours intensly masturbating [21:10:08] [23:24] DGeverts just mad cuz he was masturbating and he couldn't feel nothin then after like an hour he realized he was jerking off a pube [21:10:13] [17:00] i had my first ejaculation masturbating to dystopia 3 [21:10:16] [20:42] hanif is in my backyard masturbating [21:10:20] My doctor said that I'm overstressing my pelvic muscles and I have to stop masturbating so much. [21:10:24] STOP IT LING [21:10:27] [08:26pm] fuck fuck fuck fuck[08:27pm] Hate hate hate[08:27pm] Kill kill kill[08:27pm] � Quido666/#doomroom is back from masturbating) [21:10:28] rofl [21:10:29] [08:25pm] sverre_in_the_shower.mpeg[08:26pm] sverre_masturbating.avi �� Topic \(#doomroom\): changed by Ling-Away: Type !sverre for Sverre porn fserve) [21:10:32] [10:46pm] I was masturbating earlier...but not right now.) [21:10:36] deathwarrior: you have guests over how do they feel about you masturbating in front of your computer? || umm || they like it [21:10:36] [11:58AM] �� Jon^D is now known as JonD|masturbating [21:10:41] There once was a Doomer named Mordeth, who started a TC back in '94deth, for Ep2 we are waiting, while he's masturbating, why must he be such a whoredeth? [21:10:41] NO GOD NOOO NOOO NOO i JUST CAUGHT MY MOM MASTOURBATING [21:11:01] NO [21:11:03] WRONG [21:11:04] i already added it to my quote file [21:11:04] WTMF quote: NO GOD NOOO NOOO NOO i JUST CAUGHT MY MOM MASTOURBATING [21:11:10] hahha [21:11:13] I hope the smell I'm smelling now isn't what I think it is [21:11:19] strap ons rule || quoted || quoted [21:11:20] lol [21:11:29] rofl [21:11:32] haha [21:11:34] I'm going to get a seizure any minute [21:11:35] heh [21:11:39] heh [21:11:41] poor orion [21:11:43] TAKE DRUGS [21:11:46] DRUGS WILL HELP [21:11:47] lots of them [21:11:50] I don't have any [21:11:59] acid helps tremendosly! [21:12:11] what a bitch [21:12:12] and omfg my spelling sucks. [21:12:12] http://www.savekaryn.com/ [21:12:18] *** Linguica has changed the topic on channel #zdoom to http://fraggle.alkali.org/freehissy/ <- oh gn0! || http://www.savekaryn.com/ <- bitch [21:12:25] I've been sober for way too long [21:12:35] ?? [21:12:41] its about that time [21:13:15] pffft [21:13:20] what a weird site [21:13:22] Quasar`: what's up? [21:13:35] You see, I'm done with my frivolous ways. I've stopped buying designer clothes. I've stopped using department store products. I decided that I really DO like Oil of Olay. It really DOES work just as well... And Old Navy is actually kind of cool... [21:13:57] ok, buy a whole bunch of shit and try to get someone else to pay for it [21:13:59] real smart [21:14:21] Ling: Old Navy? [21:14:26] * SoM shudders [21:14:26] rofl [21:14:28] hi som ^_^ [21:14:30] im going to email her [21:14:31] heh [21:14:38] *** Signoff: lament ("arrgh") [21:14:41] heh [21:14:44] SOM [21:14:45] heh [21:15:04] old navy, old navy, old navy performance Ling [21:15:15] a hex on old navy [21:15:16] ROFL [21:15:25] bah old navy is gay [21:15:25] heh that was weak [21:15:29] so are their commercials [21:15:38] if preps wear it, i don't heh [21:15:45] all those designer clothes stores suck [21:15:50] heh [21:15:56] I dun buy labels, I just buy clothes [21:16:11] I buy clothing after I rip off labels [21:16:12] heh [21:16:18] i have like, 5 shirts and 4 pairs of pants heh [21:16:23] "this shirt doesn't have a label can I pay less for it? [21:16:27] " [21:16:28] lol [21:17:05] hmm [21:17:47] i said hmm damnit [21:18:01] hmm [21:18:14] hmmm [21:18:19] hmmmmmmm [21:18:23] go back to your idling, ass sack [21:18:30] http://fraggle.alkali.org/mp3/Papa_M_-_Krusty.mp3 [21:18:45] wtmf [21:18:46] papa m.... sounds like hip-hop of some kind [21:18:49] 18kb/sec [21:19:07] is it hip hop? [21:19:25] * bardcat cancels download [21:20:01] no [21:20:04] its not hiphop [21:20:10] then what is it [21:20:13] its trippy indie rock [21:20:18] ... [21:21:18] and just what is 'trippy indie rock' [21:21:55] its not a genre [21:22:03] indie rock is a genre [21:22:07] its a trippy track [21:22:15] trip hop? [21:22:18] im lost [21:22:18] heh [21:22:25] no [21:22:32] bah, oh well. ill see [21:23:01] all i mean by trippy is it sounds trippy [21:23:20] ohhh [21:23:36] you probably need to be stoned to full appreciate it [21:23:36] ok [21:23:36] i'd imagine [21:23:36] yeah, i thought so. [21:23:43] fraggles never been stoned in his life [21:23:43] heh [21:23:48] Wow, for the first time ever, someone made me feel liek saying "get a life". [21:23:53] * Danarchy fneezes [21:23:53] Like too. [21:24:08] *** nxn is now known as nxn[traumatized] [21:24:13] heh what [21:24:22] ftp://194.236.28.166/Assassin/pillow_of_darkness.zip [21:24:34] t3h best song in t3h w4rld [21:24:52] what? [21:25:07] weren't you here when nxn caught his mom mastrubating? [21:25:20] I can not cry anymore [21:25:30] wank [21:25:34] http://www.asp2.net/the_Danarchist/files/hod.zip <= the real best song ever [21:25:35] releive some stress [21:25:38] like he could pull that off [21:25:41] after what he just saw [21:25:45] ftp://194.236.28.166/Assassin/pillow_of_darkness.zip dans a liar [21:25:58] http://www.asp2.net/the_Danarchist/files/hod.zip <= suck it down [21:25:59] yeah... wank... I mean that's what everyone does after catching their mom fingering herself [21:26:06] ftp://194.236.28.166/Assassin/pillow_of_darkness.zip die faggot. [21:26:12] I could not get my dick up even if I tried [21:26:16] nxn: well, yeah [21:26:17] heh [21:26:19] rofl [21:26:22] http://www.asp2.net/the_Danarchist/files/hod.zip <= no you [21:26:34] ftp://194.236.28.166/Assassin/pillow_of_darkness.zip whatever [21:27:09] gotta catch 'em all, goatsemon! [21:27:55] i grew a penis [21:28:05] that is not 180 pounds of muscle hunnybunny || that is 180 pounds of SODA [21:28:36] heh [21:28:42] i must go [21:28:46] *** Signoff: bardcat (" the entire world spins like a whirlpool into the goatse man's anus") [21:28:57] true dat, foo [21:29:45] maybe she was just scratching... [21:30:32] what traumatized you [21:30:41] dont make him say it [21:30:47] please dont [21:30:56] NO GOD NOOO NOOO NOO i JUST CAUGHT MY MOM MASTOURBATING [21:31:01] uh heh [21:31:04] rofl. [21:31:10] roflmao [21:31:15] heh [21:31:17] wtf did she do when you caught her [21:31:20] fap [21:31:30] more like... squish [21:31:50] I need to make money out of this somehow [21:32:08] you should've taken secret photos [21:32:13] and put them on the internet [21:32:16] *** Sultani (~asd@63-229-211-183.customers.uswest.net) has joined channel #zdoom [21:32:19] and charged people to see them [21:32:43] the new goatse.cx pic [21:32:55] new? [21:33:08] I don't walk around with a kodak with me all the time [21:33:08] schlick [21:33:08] schlick [21:33:08] schlick [21:33:08] schlick [21:33:09] heh there you go [21:33:26] and as soon as you see something that awful you don't stop to take a picture, you turn around and try not to cry/laugh before you get into tyour room [21:33:41] nxn: wtf did she do [21:33:46] when you saw her [21:33:47] in my case I can't stop laughing [21:34:03] did you say something awful? [21:34:07] heh, please don't make me describe it [21:34:12] bigd! [21:34:18] tell, otherwise you are a lying bastarf [21:34:20] he SoM [21:34:27] you bigd [21:34:33] It's not like your head hasn't been there before, orion. [21:34:39] What's up? [21:34:42] hahaha [21:34:53] nm [21:35:01] you know you not believing me that I caught my mom doing that isn't really that bad [21:35:03] actually mine hasnt [21:35:08] haha [21:35:10] i was born by caesarian [21:35:25] Aww. [21:35:27] w 3 r d [21:35:33] 9_9 [21:35:38] damnit dan you stole my spread out w o r d [21:35:41] http://www.doomiii.us/ [21:35:43] heheheheeh [21:35:45] and fagged it up with leetspeak [21:35:49] caesarians in the houz, representing [21:35:50] soo cluttered [21:36:07] *** Mode change "+o bigd" for channel #zdoom by ChanServ [21:36:14] haha [21:36:24] the loud little kid screaming in my living room right now was born by caesarian [21:36:32] rofl [21:36:42] (my nephew) [21:36:48] is caesarian where they cut the stomach open [21:37:01] my parents are too old to keep a 1 year old kid for a week [21:37:02] yes [21:37:05] oh [21:37:08] i'm caesarian then [21:37:09] they let him get away with everything :P [21:37:11] *** bigd has changed the topic on channel #zdoom to http://fraggle.alkali.org/freehissy/ <- oh gn0! || http://www.savekaryn.com/ <- bitch || http://www.doomiii.us/ ... we better head for the hills Ling [21:37:18] I remember my senior soc teacher kept telling the class that she gave birth to her kids by being cut anal to vaginal [21:37:26] uhhh [21:37:28] O_o [21:37:32] yep [21:37:38] Actually that happens quite often. [21:37:44] she kept repeating 'anal to vaginal' [21:37:54] She frightens me [21:37:55] Since that area would rip up, doctors often do it beforehand. [21:38:03] they used to [21:38:07] I'm glad I never have to go back to that school ever again [21:38:08] the practice is rare now [21:38:08] Still do it. [21:38:11] Well. [21:38:18] due to likelihood of infection [21:38:19] * Waldon shrugs [21:38:25] or so I heard [21:38:28] Could be. [21:38:34] she sai they did it after the baby's head was out [21:38:46] eww don't talk about it [21:38:51] heh [21:39:04] Well I had to endure it practicaly daily [21:39:12] I just wanted to spread the love [21:39:12] 9_9 [21:39:20] Being cut anal to... er. Dan? [21:39:25] no [21:39:25] what kind of a weirdo tells a class that? [21:39:32] I dunno [21:39:39] At least she didn't show you the scars, right? [21:39:41] She was psychotic, I swear [21:39:47] no [21:39:51] lol [21:40:00] but she did make us watch an hoour long std slideshow [21:40:01] Too bad. [21:40:08] lol [21:40:35] Reminds me of the class about sex in grade um. Eleven, I think. Kind of late. [21:41:16] please let's talk about anything other than old women and their vaginas [21:41:19] Do you know how frightening it is to see a picture of anal warts close up? [21:41:23] DO YOU? [21:41:29] Stop calling your mom old, it's not nice! [21:41:30] can't say I do [21:41:34] how old is your mom orion [21:41:38] Sadly, I do [21:41:40] your own warts or someone elses? [21:41:41] like 52 [21:41:42] * Danarchy cries [21:41:46] ughhh [21:41:56] Fodders: you missed the discussion [21:42:04] i always do [21:42:07] heh [21:42:08] heh [21:42:15] * nxn[traumatized] shakes [21:42:16] that's cause he was busy defaming some lamers in #zdaemon [21:42:21] heh [21:42:36] *** Danarchy is now known as Dan[also_traumat [21:42:42] god dammit [21:42:45] heh [21:42:48] ooop syes i thought i wa sin #zdaemon :) [21:42:54] *** Dan[also_traumat is now known as Dan[traumatised] [21:43:06] ohh is that how you spell it? [21:43:07] #####6sorti ti out yaslelf [21:43:14] *** nxn[traumatized] is now known as nxn[traumatised] [21:43:16] I dunno [21:43:19] hmm [21:43:20] *** Quasar` is now known as mespanksbecauset [21:43:21] no it has a z [21:43:25] dan just can't spell [21:43:26] doh [21:43:29] well [21:43:33] heresnonicklimit [21:43:34] *** nxn[traumatised] is now known as nxn[traumatized[ [21:43:39] grr [21:43:44] *** darknation (darknation@modem-3014.leopard.dialup.pol.co.uk) has joined channel #zdoom [21:43:46] in England they seem to change all words like that with a z to an s [21:43:52] dn!!!1111 [21:43:58] hmm [21:43:58] So I think I'm cool in England [21:44:03] lol [21:44:04] dan: no, we changed them to z [21:44:08] er, who losered Jive? [21:44:11] your braket is backwards [21:44:14] I know [21:44:16] hmmm [21:44:17] it won't let me change it [21:44:24] Merriam Webster did that to make it match the sound :P [21:44:26] *** Dan[traumatised] is now known as Dan[traumatized] [21:44:27] *** nxn[traumatized[ is now known as nxn[traumatized] [21:44:29] i think ling did [21:44:30] there [21:44:34] fuck [21:44:35]