Session Start (OFTC:spike): Thu Mar 30 01:55:39 2006 [01:55:39] spike: I <3 you. Session Close (spike): Thu Mar 30 11:40:45 2006 Session Start (OFTC:spike): Thu Mar 30 23:36:01 2006 [23:36:01] spike: I respect the fact that you don't believe who I say I am. In fact, thats a good quality that you're not easily trusting. But can you stop starting shit? I'm just trying to mind my own business. Session Close (spike): Thu Mar 30 23:37:08 2006 Session Start (OFTC:spike): Thu Mar 30 23:38:31 2006 [23:38:37] Bloodshedder: all right, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt, for now [23:38:50] spike: no [23:38:52] spike: you don't have to [23:38:53] spike: i don't care [23:38:59] spike: if you think im a guy, thats fine. [23:39:04] spike: ill agree with you all you want. [23:39:29] spike: the point is that it doesn't matter, and i hate when people fight over it like it's some huge problem [23:40:14] spike: you're allowed to have your own opinion. i just wish it didn't start all kinds of drama. Session Close (spike): Thu Mar 30 23:44:46 2006 Session Start (OFTC:spike): Mon Apr 10 00:53:26 2006 [00:53:26] spike: wtf is your problem with me? [00:55:58] spike: good. [07:43:19] *** Nickname already in use. Please choose another (/nick {name}). [11:09:51] *** -> -nickserv- identify bbgisgay [11:09:52] *** -NickServ- This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your [11:09:52] *** -NickServ- nick, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise, [11:09:52] *** -NickServ- please choose a different nick. Session Close (spike): Mon Apr 10 11:09:53 2006 Session Start (OFTC:spike): Sun Apr 16 21:28:14 2006 [21:28:14] * spike gives you a cookie [21:28:24] spike: happy $christian_holiday [21:28:39] Bloodshedder: happy easter to you too [21:28:54] * spike smiles [21:28:56] spike: thanks. Session Close (spike): Sun Apr 16 21:33:15 2006 Session Start (OFTC:spike): Sun Apr 16 21:40:18 2006 [21:40:18] * spike gives you a hershey's kiss [21:40:27] Bloodshedder: why thank you [21:41:33] spike: how old are ya? [21:41:49] Bloodshedder: 21 [21:41:55] spike: mm. [21:42:02] spike: are you cute? [21:42:03] spike: ;) [21:42:09] Bloodshedder: no [21:42:19] spike: lemme see. [21:42:28] Bloodshedder: you don't know about my webcam? [21:42:32] spike: nope. [21:42:43] Bloodshedder: (Link: http://www.reliable-net.net/~koch/live.html)http://www.reliable-net.net/~koch/live.html [21:43:10] spike: you look older than 21. [21:43:20] Bloodshedder: well, that's how old i am [21:43:20] spike: you look like Ed Bagely Jr. [21:43:35] Bloodshedder: who on earth is that [21:43:42] spike: lol.. nevermind. [21:43:56] Bloodshedder: ed BEGLEY jr? [21:44:05] spike: yeah. sorry. [21:44:06] Bloodshedder: (Link: http://www.edbegley.com/images/covers500/saint-elsewhere.jpg)http://www.edbegley.com/images/covers500/saint-elsewhere.jpg [21:44:10] Bloodshedder: you gotta be shitting me [21:44:22] spike: yeah. [21:45:01] spike: now i have the st. elsewhere song in my head. [21:45:11] Bloodshedder: never heard it [21:45:29] spike: mm. [21:46:32] Bloodshedder: you know that john carmack has an involuntary verbal tick that makes him say 'mmh' after every sentence? [21:46:44] spike: no.. i didn't. [21:47:05] spike: (Link: http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/3183/pic00233qh.jpg)http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/3183/pic00233qh.jpg [21:47:08] spike: i'm a skanky ass whore. [21:47:09] Bloodshedder: it's pretty faint, i think his vocal cords don't completely deactivate, and then he breathes [21:47:13] Bloodshedder: i don't doubt that [21:47:17] Bloodshedder: however, i'm not clicking that [21:47:23] spike: fine. [21:47:44] spike: why not? [21:47:54] Bloodshedder: personal convictions [21:48:17] spike: like..? [21:48:33] Bloodshedder: like not clicking on links pasted to me in private message from strangers [21:48:43] spike: you don't trust imageshack? [21:48:55] Bloodshedder: no, i don't trust you [21:49:21] spike: afraid i actually might be hot? [21:49:33] Bloodshedder: not exactly [21:50:11] * spike shrugs [21:50:12] spike: alright. [21:50:25] * spike feeds you another chocolate [21:50:40] Bloodshedder: i'm fat, you better not do that [21:50:47] spike: i like my men fat. [21:50:54] spike: and insecure. [21:51:00] Bloodshedder: never heard of such a thing [21:51:11] spike: skinny confident men are usually really pricks. [21:51:26] Bloodshedder: i thought all women dug pricks [21:51:34] spike: if a guy is hot enough to get sex from multiple persons, he usually will. in my experience. [21:51:44] spike: not me. [21:51:50] spike: i like warm loving people. [21:51:51] Bloodshedder: your experience on which side? [21:51:57] spike: hmm? [21:51:58] Bloodshedder: well, i hate most people [21:52:10] spike: so i've seen. [21:52:22] Bloodshedder: or rather, i choose my friends carefully [21:53:44] spike: so.. [21:53:59] spike: you've probably been dumped a few times, i gather. [21:54:05] Bloodshedder: never been in a relationship [21:54:16] spike: then.. rejected a few times. [21:54:29] Bloodshedder: like i said, never been in a relationship, never pursued a significant other [21:54:40] spike: are you homosexual? [21:54:45] Bloodshedder: no sir [21:54:45] spike: or just.. afraid. [21:54:59] Bloodshedder: i have no need for a relationship [21:55:07] spike: do you jack off? [21:55:18] Bloodshedder: did you just ask a man if he jacks off? [21:55:24] spike: yes. [21:55:27] spike: i did. [21:55:34] Bloodshedder: you're kidding, right? [21:55:45] spike: i've seen men that havn't. [21:55:57] spike: mostly jehova's witnesses.. but still. [21:56:25] spike: so.. you're sexually.. adequate.. [21:56:28] Bloodshedder: well it's a foolish question to ask any non-priest or mormon [21:56:32] spike: and you choose not to .. have anything with girls? [21:56:43] Bloodshedder: what do you mean by adequate [21:56:52] spike: well, assuming you' [21:56:53] spike: err [21:57:05] spike: you're somewhere between puberty and impotency [21:57:17] Bloodshedder: that's a strange way to put it [21:57:23] spike: so.. you have hormones. [21:57:32] Bloodshedder: i am not lacking testosterone [21:57:35] spike: you're not gay, so you're attracted somewhat to women. [21:57:48] spike: yet you claim you have no need for a relationship. [21:57:55] Bloodshedder: basically [21:57:56] spike: so either you're paying for daily hookers [21:58:00] spike: or.. you just can't get a girl. [21:58:05] Bloodshedder: there are no hookers around here [21:58:16] Bloodshedder: only if i went about 10 miles north, but...why would i do that [21:58:42] spike: were you mollested as a child? [21:58:50] Bloodshedder: no sir [21:59:07] spike: then where exactly is your abnormally stemming from? [21:59:20] Bloodshedder: you're judging me to be abnormal? [21:59:46] spike: yes. [22:00:02] Bloodshedder: i see no reason to continue this conversation [22:00:36] spike: what was your original reason? [22:00:57] Bloodshedder: to perhaps see if you are indeed human [22:01:04] Bloodshedder: the reason has been fulfilled [22:01:09] spike: and you've concluded that i'm not? [22:01:17] Bloodshedder: i've concluded that you are [22:01:34] spike: i don't need attention as everyone thinks. [22:01:37] spike: i just need affection. [22:01:48] Bloodshedder: i am not an affection giver [22:01:58] spike: im trying to figure out why that is. [22:02:16] spike: you're more mature than I am. i respect and admire that. [22:02:34] Bloodshedder: how mature are you? [22:02:42] spike: 64% [22:02:54] Bloodshedder: was that a thespark.com test or something? [22:03:02] spike: no. i just made that number up. [22:03:14] Bloodshedder: did you know that 75% of all statistics are made up on the spot? [22:03:22] spike: including that one? [22:03:41] Bloodshedder: how did you guess [22:03:51] spike: i sensed it in your voice. [22:04:00] Bloodshedder: you can't hear my voice [22:04:09] spike: thus the sarcasm. [22:04:55] Bloodshedder: are you kidding? sarcasm travels quite well over the interweb [22:05:06] spike: i know :) i just detected some. [22:05:57] Bloodshedder: okay, now that you know why i continued this conversation [22:06:00] Bloodshedder: why did you start it [22:06:26] spike: to perhaps see if you had a heart. [22:06:34] Bloodshedder: well, i don't [22:06:41] spike: on the contrary. [22:06:42] spike: you do. [22:06:52] spike: it's just closed to me. [22:07:02] Bloodshedder: now you're on to something [22:07:16] spike: yeah [22:07:21] * spike sits in your lap [22:07:22] spike: your lap. [22:07:36] Bloodshedder: what you aren't on, however, is my lap [22:07:51] spike: on the contrary. [22:07:52] spike: i am. [22:07:56] spike: you just wont acknowledge it. [22:08:01] Bloodshedder: on the contrary, you aren't [22:08:10] Bloodshedder: unless you mean in the pithy role-playing space you might call the internet [22:08:21] Bloodshedder: in which case, you are, until [22:08:24] * Bloodshedder pushes you off his lap [22:09:13] * spike smiles [22:09:32] Bloodshedder: when i get a random come-on from a woman, i'm not about to take it [22:09:41] Bloodshedder: i ask why. then, chances are, i get the hell out of there [22:09:42] spike: o [22:09:45] spike: err [22:09:48] Bloodshedder: because no sane woman is going to do such a thing [22:10:00] spike: i'd hardly call that a come on. [22:10:03] spike: i sit on everyone. [22:10:08] Bloodshedder: everyone you meet? [22:10:12] spike: no. [22:10:17] spike: most people, though. [22:10:21] spike: anyway [22:10:23] Bloodshedder: just on the interweb? [22:10:29] spike: pretty much. [22:10:34] spike: i don't meet many people offline. [22:10:37] Bloodshedder: do you ever meet peopl...yeah [22:10:41] Bloodshedder: that's what i figured [22:11:05] spike: theres my sister's friends.. but by the time anything happens, everyone's usually drunk. [22:11:08] spike: but anyway [22:11:09] spike: that confirms my suspicion. [22:11:25] Bloodshedder: that i have no reason to like you? [22:11:35] spike: that you have no self esteem [22:11:43] Bloodshedder: that's a bad thing? [22:11:51] spike: you can't fathom why a woman would give a shit about you, because you don't think you're anything valuable through a female's eyes. [22:11:59] Bloodshedder: exactly [22:12:06] Bloodshedder: is there a problem with that? [22:12:10] spike: yes. [22:12:11] spike: it's wrong. [22:12:17] Bloodshedder: one opinion of many [22:12:30] spike: have you ever heard the saying [22:12:33] spike: that women like confidence? [22:12:43] Bloodshedder: of course i have [22:12:48] spike: you know why? [22:13:03] spike: it really pisses us off when we're intreseted in someone and they think theres some "alterior motive". [22:13:18] Bloodshedder: because they want someone who isn't a sheep, can stand up for himself, and is self-confident in general [22:13:29] spike: no. [22:13:30] Bloodshedder: i question everything, not just women [22:13:40] spike: people like that are generally pricks. [22:13:43] spike: as do i. [22:13:51] spike: which is why i respect your feelings. [22:13:53] Bloodshedder: then i'm happy to be a prick [22:14:00] spike: its also why i'm still talking to you. [22:14:05] spike: because i know i have to overcome them :) [22:14:12] Bloodshedder: heaven forbid you stop talking to me [22:14:23] spike: i know you don't care. [22:14:40] spike: that's why you're infinitely better than someone like csg. [22:14:41] Bloodshedder: good luck making me care [22:14:47] Bloodshedder: flattery won't work either [22:14:52] spike: if i don't talk to him, he freaks out and cries. [22:15:04] spike: it sucks having someone emotionally dependant on you. [22:15:16] spike: i want to be taken care of .. not the other way around. [22:15:36] Bloodshedder: that's what you get for trying to hook up with a kid [22:15:59] spike: he's older than me. [22:16:06] Bloodshedder: csonicgo is 18 [22:16:10] Bloodshedder: don't let him fool you [22:16:21] spike: maybe it was dan that said he was older. [22:16:22] spike: oh well. [22:16:26] Bloodshedder: although i can't see how that would be possible, considering he's an idiot [22:16:34] spike: lol [22:16:36] * spike smiles [22:17:12] spike: have you ever heard of damon's principle? [22:17:27] Bloodshedder: every sentence, in fact every word, must be there for a reason. [22:17:50] spike: actually no [22:17:53] spike: googling wont help. [22:18:07] Bloodshedder: i see, well it must not be very widespread [22:18:10] * spike giggles. [22:18:12] spike: it's not. [22:18:14] spike: because i just made it up. [22:18:17] spike: damon is my last name. [22:18:27] Bloodshedder: uh-huh [22:18:33] Bloodshedder: and what's your principle miss damon [22:18:45] spike: and i hereby state: any downward-headed conversation will become increasingly better with each random phrase that is thrown in out of the blue. [22:19:07] Bloodshedder: and when did you think this up [22:19:08] spike: and, as such: I have a bag full of bubble gum. [22:19:12] spike: just now. [22:19:18] Bloodshedder: so it hasn't been tested [22:19:30] spike: nope. [22:19:37] spike: but I have abag full of bubble gum. [22:19:42] Bloodshedder: i'm sure you do [22:19:50] spike: alright. [22:19:56] spike: that principle has failed. [22:20:03] Bloodshedder: is it double bubble or bazooka joe [22:20:06] Bloodshedder: or some other no-name [22:20:10] spike: bubblicious. [22:20:15] Bloodshedder: too sweet [22:20:33] spike: bubble tape is also good, but it sticks to my braces. [22:23:42] * spike feeds you a cadbury cream egg [22:25:04] spike: you like these, don't you? [22:25:19] Bloodshedder: too rich [22:25:26] spike: ditto. [22:25:39] spike: join my channel. [22:25:49] Bloodshedder: no [22:25:59] spike: why not? [22:26:07] Bloodshedder: goes against my convictions and beliefs [22:26:10] spike: i promise. there are no orgies. [22:26:19] spike: and what beliefs are those? [22:26:27] Bloodshedder: yeah, i know you keep your cybersex to PM, but what about when you paste lines in the channel? [22:26:36] spike: i did that once. [22:26:45] Bloodshedder: with four people [22:26:51] spike: to humiliate them. [22:27:02] Bloodshedder: why would you do that? not good enough for you? [22:27:17] spike: they treated me like a slut. [22:27:26] Bloodshedder: did you act like a slut? [22:27:35] spike: not to them.. no. [22:27:47] spike: and it was not four people. [22:27:52] spike: i havn't cybered that many people. [22:27:59] Bloodshedder: three, two in your channel, one in mine [22:28:27] spike: one in yours? [22:28:33] Bloodshedder: danarchy [22:28:38] spike: oh. [22:28:45] spike: forgot about him. [22:28:56] spike: that asshole. [22:29:02] spike: :/ [22:29:10] *** spike has invited you to #zspike. [22:29:16] Bloodshedder: asshole because he wouldn't give you his SSN or his friends' AIM screennames? [22:29:23] spike: no. lol [22:29:36] spike: because he wouldn't play along. [22:29:43] spike: and then told me he disliked me. [22:29:54] Bloodshedder: perhaps he thought you were a psychotic bitch [22:29:54] spike: anyway [22:30:06] spike: and at the time, i probably was. [22:32:37] spike: stop holding that against me. [22:33:26] * spike feeds you a starburst jelly bean [22:33:40] spike: did you send alexmax into my channel to spy for you? [22:33:43] Bloodshedder: sweet tart ones are better [22:33:48] spike: noted. [22:33:50] Bloodshedder: hell no, he's a huge jerkass [22:33:53] spike: lol [22:33:55] spike: alright [22:34:00] spike: should i get rid of him? [22:34:08] Bloodshedder: i'm not going to tell you how to run your channel [22:34:19] spike: i value your opinion. [22:35:01] Bloodshedder: i already told you that I think he's a huge jerkass, perhaps you should form your own opinion of him, as i know mine isn't the one that generally prevails [22:35:32] spike: speaking of your opinion.. [22:35:48] spike: what gender am i? [22:37:50] Bloodshedder: you have to ask someone else to figure that out? [22:39:00] spike: I want to know what you think. [22:39:10] Bloodshedder: what i think is irrelevant [22:39:16] spike: exactly :) [22:41:49] * spike rubs her nose against yours [22:42:03] Bloodshedder: get your nose out of my business [22:42:28] spike: is your nose an S-Corp? [22:42:31] spike: an LLC? [22:42:39] spike: what's the business address? [22:42:40] Bloodshedder: it's a 519 [22:42:41] spike: What's your EIN? [22:42:53] spike: I need your federal tax ID, sir. [22:43:15] Bloodshedder: now your nose is even more embedded in my business [22:43:16] spike: My system does not indicate any business holdings registered to you in which my nose is in. [22:44:08] spike: The only thing embedded in your business is my malicious BHO. [22:44:57] Bloodshedder: only BHOs i have installed are acrobat reader and spybot's helper [22:46:16] spike: i have acrobat reader, google toolbar, and flash. [22:49:42] * spike blows a raspberry on your cheek [22:49:51] Bloodshedder: just when i think it has ceased [22:50:07] spike: i get even more kinkier. [22:55:09] spike: Im going to watch Wayne's World now for the first time ever. [22:55:12] spike: Congratulate me. [22:55:20] Bloodshedder: never seen it, so i can't [22:55:55] * spike holds you [22:56:08] Bloodshedder: that's very vague [22:56:36] * spike hugs you tight [22:56:48] Bloodshedder: that's more descriptive [23:22:56] spike: so, what's going on? [23:23:38] Bloodshedder: so, you say you need affection, and not attention [23:23:44] Bloodshedder: would you therefore call yourself an affection whore? [23:24:26] spike: hmm. [23:24:33] spike: i wouldn't use the word whore. [23:24:35] spike: maybe slut. [23:24:38] spike: i'm an affection slut. [23:24:40] Bloodshedder: you used the word whore earlier [23:24:40] spike: lol [23:24:50] Bloodshedder: as in "skanky ass whore" [23:24:52] spike: i decided against it. [23:25:00] spike: i was being sarcastic. [23:25:02] Bloodshedder: retroactively? [23:25:05] spike: yes. [23:25:19] spike: i'm powerful enough to change anything i've ever done retroactively. [23:25:30] spike: and have the universe change around it. [23:47:45] * spike burries her nose in your tummy [23:47:52] Bloodshedder: buries [23:47:59] spike: i stand corrected. [23:48:07] spike: but that doesn't nullify the action [23:48:13] Bloodshedder: yes it does [23:48:21] * spike buries her nose in your tummy [23:48:22] Bloodshedder: improper spelling or grammar voids any interweb action [23:48:31] Bloodshedder: and you can't make it up by correcting it [23:49:01] spike: yep [23:49:10] spike: i've been doing this longer than you have./ [23:49:23] Bloodshedder: doing what exactly, chatting up interweb strangers? [23:49:33] spike: you're not a stranger [23:49:40] Bloodshedder: yes i am [23:49:42] Bloodshedder: you don't know me [23:49:58] spike: you're bill, the friendly 21 year old that looks like Ed Begley, Jr and has insecurities with women. [23:50:12] Bloodshedder: you know four things about me [23:50:31] spike: you have a mushy tummy, you like sweet tart jelly beans, you believe i'm human, and you have a heart. [23:50:49] Bloodshedder: pff, no i don't [23:51:16] spike: you run your channel with an iron fist, but occasionally solder on some attatchments when you need to clean the couch or above the door frame. [23:51:44] spike: You like your women with a little extra spice, preferably 2½ shakes of Original Mrs. Dash [23:51:52] Bloodshedder: i wouldn't be soldering attachments to an iron fist, i'd be welding them [23:52:03] spike: and you definitely cannot live without your General Tso's Chicken. [23:52:17] Bloodshedder: last time i had that was in high school [23:52:28] spike: And you like your balls to be clean-shaven [23:52:34] Bloodshedder: wtf no way [23:52:44] spike: lmao [23:52:50] Bloodshedder: all right, i can see this is just a ploy to get more information about me [23:52:56] Bloodshedder: any more questions i'll have to defer to my lawyer [23:55:57] spike: lol [23:56:03] spike: i <3 you. [23:56:09] Bloodshedder: no you don't [23:56:16] Bloodshedder: even if you did, all you'd love is words on a screen [23:56:23] spike: i didn't say love. [23:56:25] spike: i said '<3'. [23:56:30] Bloodshedder: difference? [23:56:37] spike: <3 is the internet equivilent [23:56:46] Bloodshedder: so you internet love me? [23:57:46] spike: kinda. [23:57:52] spike: lol [23:57:57] Bloodshedder: kinda? make up your mind, woman [23:58:02] spike: aww :) [23:58:07] spike: you called me 'woman'. [23:58:13] spike: you're so sweet. [23:58:16] spike: and loving. [23:58:19] spike: you have a big heart. [23:58:26] Bloodshedder: like i said earlier [23:58:29] Bloodshedder: flattery will get you nowhere [00:01:28] spike: icing is tasty. [00:01:47] Bloodshedder: icing was one of my isketch words yesterday [00:03:34] spike: cool [00:03:59] spike: i like fucking people up on isketch [00:04:12] Bloodshedder: i prefer to play fairly [00:04:53] spike: thats fun for about 3 minutes [00:05:06] Bloodshedder: i've probably played 2-3 hours total over the past few days Session Close (spike): Mon Apr 17 01:31:39 2006 Session Start (OFTC:spike): Mon Apr 17 21:45:41 2006 [21:45:41] * spike purrs [21:45:54] Bloodshedder: excuse me, i'm rather busy now [21:46:20] spike: Oh. sorry. [21:46:28] spike: go back to insulting seismos [21:46:45] Bloodshedder: i was thinking more like the paper i'm trying to write [21:47:05] spike: what on? Session Close (spike): Mon Apr 17 22:48:47 2006 Session Start (OFTC:spike): Wed Apr 19 11:43:59 2006 [11:43:59] spike: You should see the argument he tried to pose in my channel. [11:44:17] Bloodshedder: like i said, i don't need any further evidence [11:44:54] spike: you gonna unban me yet? [11:45:06] spike: or would that conflict with personal convictions? [11:45:08] Bloodshedder: why should i? you seem to be there already [11:45:15] spike: lol [11:45:20] spike: because.. i dunno. [11:45:42] spike: do you enjoy fraggle as a person>? [11:46:07] Bloodshedder: yes, we have many long walks on the beach and have become such good friends that i just might propose to him [11:46:27] spike: lol [11:46:33] spike: you're so gay. [11:46:35] spike: admit it. [11:46:41] Bloodshedder: HOW DID YOU GUESS? [11:48:34] * spike slides her finger up your ass [11:48:42] Bloodshedder: sorry, i don't do anal [11:48:53] spike: do you do urethral? [11:49:05] Bloodshedder: you're a fucking sick and twisted bastard [11:49:29] * spike jams a scissor blade down your urethra [11:49:32] spike: does this tickle? [11:50:50] * spike looks up at you [11:56:16] spike: what a fucking liar. [11:56:20] spike: i love how he just makes shit up. Session Close (spike): Wed Apr 19 12:44:25 2006