{"id":93,"date":"2009-02-12T23:02:46","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T03:02:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/youfailit.net\/?p=93"},"modified":"2025-12-16T11:11:12","modified_gmt":"2025-12-16T16:11:12","slug":"the-new-angelsoft-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/youfailit.net\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":"The new AngelSoft baby"},"content":{"rendered":"

While down the baby wipes and toilet paper aisle at work one night, a passing conversation with a co-worker revealed his feelings about the appearance of the most recent baby to grace the packages of AngelSoft<\/a> bathroom tissue. You could also be more old-fashioned and call it “toilet paper”, or you could be like another co-worker of mine, who eloquently refers to it as “shit paper”.<\/p>\n

Anyway, he said the baby was creepy looking. When I first looked at it, it struck me somehow; there was something incredibly familiar about that baby. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it… but maybe you can help me out here. Take a look:<\/p>\n

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Don’t see anything? Perhaps a close-up will help:<\/p>\n

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OK, how about an extreme close-up?<\/p>\n

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Still nothing? If you’ve been on the Internet for pretty much any length of time longer than a week, you’d see a definite resemblance to something else. Unless you’re incredibly behind the times like this guy<\/a>. But don’t click that link yet. I think this video will make it all clear.<\/p>\n

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While down the baby wipes and toilet paper aisle at work one night, a passing conversation with a co-worker revealed his feelings about the appearance of the most recent baby to grace the packages of AngelSoft bathroom tissue. You could also be more old-fashioned and call it “toilet paper”, or you could be like another […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/youfailit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/youfailit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/youfailit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youfailit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youfailit.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/youfailit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":104,"href":"https:\/\/youfailit.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/youfailit.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youfailit.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youfailit.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}