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<xooz98> "some guys got together in 1995 and made some levels. some were good. then lut got it 5 years later and with the help of some other people, managed to stall it indefinetly"

<xooz98> "people who spend enough time behind their monitors to be considered 'hackers' should not be allowed nude at any time", said a state official

<xooz98> "well, i was walking home from school today and HEY WHAT A PIECE OF HOT MAN ASS anyway people just don't understand the stuff i go through"

<pdk> bbg: how dare you say quas will never get ladi
<pdk> LAID
<DJ_Haruko> I almost did.
<DJ_Haruko> THen a damn snowstorm stopped me
<pdk> a snowstorm stopped you from getting laid?
<DJ_Haruko> Driving 22 miles in the middle of a blizzard isn't fun
<Use3d> i think that would be called devine intervention

<DooMAD> incidentally, when are you getting a job?
<DooMGoaT> when somebody rings my doorbell and asks if I want a job endurance-testing chairs

<thefwf> http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/noises.php
<Hodapp> http://www.thefwf.com/mother/sex/noises.php
<Hodapp> oops
<Hodapp> shit
<gargoylol> hahaha
<thefwf> ¬_¬

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* ChanServ sets mode: +o liam
<BBG> liam, pepsi or coke?
<@xooz98> i'd pick liam

<xooz98> oh, is that natural male enhancement?
<xooz98> why is he smiling like that...
<Toke> cause he has an erection

<_5hfifty> wats ur emale
<Bloodshedder> take a wild guess
<nxn> admin@dictionary.com?
<Bloodshedder> you can please go to hell
<nxn> heh

Hodapp> I played your mom's guitar with all 5 fingers
(CSonicGo) ooh what chord
<Hodapp> F!
<Sangueffusor> F, A, and G