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<Jehar> why do my eyes hurt
<Jehar> i need sleep
<Jehar> good thing i can type with my eyyes cleos
<Bob> apparently not

* Hodapp runs up to xooz98 and tried to sell him Boy Scout Cookies or something
<AlexMax> boy scouts sell popcorn
<AlexMax> lame
<xooz98> those aren't boy scouts!!!
<Hodapp> tell about the time you tried to petition to get a Masturbation merit badge

<thefwf> did you hear the joke about the wall?
<thefwf> I couldn't get over it
<thefwf> did you hear the joke about the bin
<thefwf> it was rubbish
<Exl> die
<Exl> just die
<thefwf> did you hear the joke about tom_D
<thefwf> it was gay
<Exl> k live

<zarkyb> AgentSpork feels balls to see
<zarkyb> he can tell who you are by the size and shape of your nuts
<AgentSpork> :(
<zarkyb> "oh, hi Bloodshedder, hi pdk, hi Tom_D... uh oh, you've got cancer!"

<dn> is it really wrong to love ytmnd? like, wrong in the same way that loving children is wrong?
<@SargeBaldy> what's wrong with loving children?
<@SargeBaldy> i mean an emotional sense that's weird, but what's a few times up the butt?
<@Sangueffusor> scarring
<@SargeBaldy> pfft, there are societies where people grow up fucking
<dn> your basement is not a society.

<kristus> IE == Internet Explosion
<AirRaid> pfff
<kristus> :p
<AirRaid> firefox = fucking inadequate really excruciating fucked over errr.... xylophone

<thefwf> penis?
<anarkavre> no now go away
<Manc> Sorry thefwf, the penis is in another castle!

<Bob> pdk is 5'3"
<Bob> and is hung like a baby carrot
<Sangueffusor> baby carrots don't have penises you idiot

<Danarchy> mmm...watermelon
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<Danarchy> lame
<Danarchy> 0/5 stars

<Ganja_> The word hamster can refer to a cordless computer mouse.
<Ganja_> hell yea
<Ganja_> i have a hamster not a mouse
<AgentSpork> What would you call a cordless trackball
<AgentSpork> A hamster with swollen balls?