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<SargeBaldy> does scotland have polar bears?
<zarkyb> yes
<zarkyb> they're called women
<dn> we eat them.

<Linguica> hooray
<Linguica> andrewb mailed tnc to me
<Linguica> and it got flagged as spam
<Linguica> and i deleted it

<xooz98> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&;q=clitoris
<xooz98> n. pl. cli·to·ri·des (kl-tôr-dz)
<xooz98> Inflected Form: plural cli·to·ri·des /kli-'tor-&-"dEz/
<xooz98> haha the synonyms are 'clit' and 'button'
<xooz98> and the first definition for button is
<xooz98> Button, Richard Totten
<xooz98> Known as “Dick.” Born 1929.
<xooz98> not kidding

<liam> goddamn kids
<liam> some kids are having a screaming contest outside or something
<rf`> throw a brick at them
<rf`> then tell them you're having a throwing contest

<nxn> oh god
<nxn> my friend got caught with weed because of his cat
<nxn> the cat took his bag of weed while he was smoking in the bathroom
<nxn> and started running around the house with it

<Bloodshedder> connect reject dolce bendix reilly byron boatman fearful portage offset trinity mortar bolshoi agreeing
<Bloodshedder> penrose excrete site accolade live pursuit circumscription footmen modify serbia abyssinia
<lament> oh no
<lament> Bloodshedder finally broke down
<DOOM_Anomaly> He has Webster's Syndrom.

<Linguica> are danarchy deathzor and darknation all the same person
<Linguica> because i imagine that they are
<Linguica> darknation is like the same guy but with a fake scottish brogue

<DOOM_Anomaly> Monthly, the allusive Bloodshedder sheds it's outter layer of words, this may take some time, but after a while of struggle it finally is free of it's old words and is free to gallop in it's new, more astonishing words.
<Bloodshedder> elusive

<SargeBaldy> we should just abandon time completely and watch people running around screaming trying to figure out when friends is on

<Insomniak`> Stupid fucking Google
<Insomniak`> "The" is a common word, and was not included in your search
<Insomniak`> "Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search