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#408 (7) X May 3, 2005
<Torn> Increase the length of your DICCKY by 2-5 full inches
<Torn> Thicken ur DICCKY and make it much fuller & harder
<etox> I don't have a nodebuilder capable of that
 
#407 (3) X May 3, 2005
<csonicsleep> my old laptop's keys come off
<csonicsleep> especially the arrow keys
<csonicsleep> so is my space key
<csonicsleep> and the h and e keys are worn too
<csonicsleep> heh
<zarkyb> go to #thechannelofthosewhocare
<csonicsleep> no one is there
 
#406 (7) X May 3, 2005
<SargeBaldy> girls are a complex science
<xooz98> they are more like an art
<xooz98> because you can spend college doing them but it won't help you afterwards
 
#405 (10) X May 3, 2005
<lament> i don't understand
<lament> i have a jew's harp
<lament> i'm reading a "how to play" text
<lament> and there's simply no sound being produced
<xooz98> you really have to concentrate
<xooz98> they have camps for that, you know
 
#404 (3) X May 3, 2005
* Isle is back, from (wanking) [gone 3days 3hrs 23mins 23secs]
<Isle> my hand hurts
 
#403 + (8) - X May 3, 2005
<Ralphis> WTF IS YAOI
<Ralphis> i think i wandered into the wrong section of this site
 
#402 (5) X May 3, 2005
<Assmaster> Fags
* Assmaster has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* Assmaster (buh@pool-162-84-192-192.ny5030.east.verizon.net) has joined #zdoom
<xooz98> that reset was sponsored by GLAAD, your premier source for gay, lesbian, and transexual rights
 
#401 (9) X May 3, 2005
* spank has quit IRC (Quit: tried to maximize the window.)
 
#400 (3) X May 3, 2005
<dn> I remember the foreplay
<dn> I was in on the clit like a homing missile
<dn> but after that the smell put me under
<dn> I got choloformed by a fishy fanny
 
#399 (1) X May 3, 2005
<Bloodshedder> [18:06:43] Skanky Lee: i want u to do me so hard it rips my pussy and start sheddin blood
<Bloodshedder> [18:07:03] Skanky Lee: isnt that right blood shedder??

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