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<{BaRaKa}> i remer 1981
<{BaRaKa}> and i could not spell then either

<Torn> "my cock smelled like a banana for a whole week!"
<Quasar`> ^____^
<Quasar`> it's dinner time

<orion> I actually have my bowl in my pc
<orion> I wouldn't hide anything else in there, the heat would dry it
<Danarchy> that would be funny...
<Danarchy> leave some weed in the bowl accidently
<Danarchy> turn on the PC
<orion> the pc would be like "Error: 420 biatch, come back later ¦]-~ ~~"

<orion> I can imagine andrewb in a car race, all the racers are ligned up 3, 2, 1, GO and andrewb hits reverse
<orion> although he's going fast, he's still going the wrong way

<lament> i think i need a sex change operation
<lament> From a "no" to a "yes"

<Bloodshedder> come on down! you're the next defendent on "the price is riaa!"

<liam> select your race "noob"
<liam> i am a mighty noob cleric from the north
<liam> i'd heal you with my cure light wounds but i can't seem to figure out where my spellbook is in this game

<_Hyena_> I once lost at monopoly and became a communist for a year
<_Hyena_> People used to call me "Tommy the Commie"

<Assmaster> heh, I even went to go see the pokemon movie in the theatre
<Assmaster> with two friends
<orion> dude... my quote file can't take anymore

<dn> some penises are small
<dn> some are just very far away