<Danarchy> I havent seen any boobs since High School
<Torn> Danarchy: naked boobs?
<Torn> I haven't seen any since the party where I played strip poker
<Danarchy> Torn: awesome
<Torn> then I tried to licked it, but she took it away
<Torn> :(
<dn> damn this alcohol!
<dn> beer giveth, beer taketh away
<Eypo> and beer doeth otherth stuffeth tooth
<dn> like pissth onth and onth
<dn> it's like a speach impediment fair in here
<dn> if this was real we would of drowned in spit by now
#328 + (3) - X May 3, 2005
<nxn> dammit
<nxn> xooz and his numbers
<xooz98> do those hurt your eyes when you're stoned or something?
<nxn> no, they just make me think really hard and think that there's some random msg in them
<xooz98> nxn - 329i58am743coming534for987you4934573987
#327 + (0) - X May 3, 2005
<lament> they teach me to operate forklift and also work with Word and Excel??
<lament> hm, and this another company is looking for a night-shift janitor with "excellent public relations skills"
<lament> i memorized all digits of pi
<lament> all of them
<lament> 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0
#325 + (0) - X May 3, 2005
<darknation> Is wanking a hobby or a profession?
<lament> for infirmity, it's certainly a profession.
<darknation> I'd have to say I could go pro
<darknation> it's not fair... women can masturbate and get paid for it
<BigBadGangsta> She dumped his frumpy ass for my big cock and nice personality
<darknation> she was disapointed that night
<lithium> umm i won't rape you
<BigBadGangsta> lithium : yes you will
<lithium> i might have passionate sex but not rape
<fragglet> i love you guys
<fragglet> oh wait i mean hate