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<Linguica> heh i solved my cpu problem
<Linguica> kat informed me i was retarded
<notmewse> i couldve done that

DooMBoy19: Nah, don't do or sell drugs
DooMBoy19: I do however smoke dried cheese

<lament> Roses are red / Violets are blue / When horses die / They're made into glue.

<_Hyena_> It's true that every time you hear a bell ring an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire

<> * dysfunctional hits ciluteco, repeated;y, with a 2 by 4
* DiluteCo_ uses keyboard correctly

<Jayextee> SimSim: The game that lets you pretend you're playing a game.

<sanmingzhi> Quasar`: so if you were king of the world
<sanmingzhi> what would you decree to fix society
<Quasar`> I wish I had a PSX emu that could run SOTN

<Scragadelic> have you found your penis yet diluteco
<DiluteCo_> yeah
<DiluteCo_> it was in my butt

<Markov> heh, damn negroes, there was a driveby shooting near a high school in starcraft II

<macvilewhore> canada is obviusly > usa
<macvilewhore> least we dont have a government thats 1) thirsty for oil and will get it at any cost and 2) bombs small countries for fun
<_Hyena_> Mac: No, we just have a goverment that 1) We expect to do everything for us 2) Never does anything